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misaxtr
, Sep 24 2008 08:51 PM
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Postavljeno 24 September 2008 - 10:23 PM
Kad smo već kod tih internet zeza evo ko hoće da čatuje sa bogom 
, ovo je moj razgovor od malopre:
Me:
Helo
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Nikola
God:
Hi, Nikola.
Me:
God:
Hi, Nikola.
Me:
What is your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
what is god
God:
I think of God as a "Who" not a "What.".
Me:
who is he
God:
He is , I think.
Me:
what are you doing right now
God:
At this moment I am always chatting with people on the Internet.
Me:
do you have dial-up?
God:
No I don't think I have any dial up. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
wireless internet
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
how do you connect on the internet
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
do you like sport?
God:
No I'm not much into sports. I like solo sports like rollerblading and skiing though.
Me:
do you like MTB?
God:
I don't know if I like it. I like .
Me:
do you like bycicle
God:
I really like ELIZA. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
who is Eliza
God:
Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's.
Me:
why do you telling me that
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
you are boring
God:
Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
Me:
do you know who is Pulizer?
God:
I do not recognize the name.
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
have you heard for Serbia
God:
No. Tell me more.
Me:
Serbia is Country in Europe
God:
And Country in Europe is Serbia.
Me:
no, some people say it is not
God:
Are you serious? I heard it is.
Me:
fucking Duch
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
i heard that satan exist
God:
Who said it? Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
ej ajd cao odo da spavam
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
pa nisam ni hteo
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
nemoj se odma paliti
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Good Night
God:
Goodnight, Nikola.
Evo i Linka :http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
, ovo je moj razgovor od malopre:Me:
Helo
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Nikola
God:
Hi, Nikola.
Me:
God:
Hi, Nikola.
Me:
What is your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
what is god
God:
I think of God as a "Who" not a "What.".
Me:
who is he
God:
He is , I think.
Me:
what are you doing right now
God:
At this moment I am always chatting with people on the Internet.
Me:
do you have dial-up?
God:
No I don't think I have any dial up. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
wireless internet
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
how do you connect on the internet
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
do you like sport?
God:
No I'm not much into sports. I like solo sports like rollerblading and skiing though.
Me:
do you like MTB?
God:
I don't know if I like it. I like .
Me:
do you like bycicle
God:
I really like ELIZA. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
who is Eliza
God:
Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's.
Me:
why do you telling me that
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
you are boring
God:
Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
Me:
do you know who is Pulizer?
God:
I do not recognize the name.
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
have you heard for Serbia
God:
No. Tell me more.
Me:
Serbia is Country in Europe
God:
And Country in Europe is Serbia.
Me:
no, some people say it is not
God:
Are you serious? I heard it is.
Me:
fucking Duch
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
i heard that satan exist
God:
Who said it? Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
ej ajd cao odo da spavam
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
pa nisam ni hteo
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
nemoj se odma paliti
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Good Night
God:
Goodnight, Nikola.
Evo i Linka :http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
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